Ron Pearson

Kids, Marriage, and the Power of ‘I Don’t Want To’

As kids get older, they start talking backand adults realize theyre not so different. In this stand-up comedy clip, a comedian connects parenting, marriage, and everyday life through one universal phrase: I dont want to. From tattoos and toddlers to credit cards, church plans, and family expectations, the jokes build around how kids and adults use the same logicjust with different consequences. Relatable, clean, and rooted in family life, this set hits home for parents, couples, and anyone whos ever been asked to do something they didnt feel like doing.

Marriage, Miscommunication, and the Panic of “We Need to Talk”

A relationship-heavy stand-up set about marriage dynamics, gift-giving pressure, and the fear that comes with those four words every married guy dreads: We need to talk. The comic mixes self-deprecation, exaggerated gender differences, and a longer personal story that moves from jokes into family history and a chess-based metaphor for marriage.

Marriage, Miscommunication, and the Everyday Comedy of Married Life

This clip dives into the funny side of long-term marriagemixed signals, impossible questions, anniversary gifts gone wrong, and the daily effort to keep the peace. The comedian shares stories about trying to understand his wife, surviving social media, raising kids in a tech world, and navigating the ups and downs of married life. Its a relatable run of quick lines, family moments, and clean humor about the things couples laugh about once theyve been together long enough.

Math Lies and Life Lessons

A hilarious look back at school daysbad math problems, useless equations, and the teachers who swore wed need them all. Ron turns every classroom frustration into sharp, clean laughs parents and teachers will appreciate.

Unicycles, Volunteers, and Chaos on Stage

A wild comedy routine where audience volunteersincluding a young musician named Kylie, a software guy, and a Department of Defense workerhelp out with unicycles, juggling, and plenty of jokes. What starts as a balancing act turns into a hilarious night of improv and laughter.